FANCY trekking to Tittybong, Australia? You could fit in a stay in Fannie Bay on the way.
Perhaps you’d prefer to drop in to Dump Lane, Jamaica, or take a wander around Weener, Germany.
Self-confessed geek Gary Gale scoured the globe to create a compendium of naughty place names for his blog.
Now he has put them on a map which plots some of the rudest-sounding places on Earth.
Apart from those above, he found Bumbang and Cockburn Central, Australia, Dongo, in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Bastardstown, the Republic of Ireland and Crap, Albania.
America has the most entries, including Hooker, Oklahoma and Knob Lick, Kentucky.
Explaining why he did it, Gary, from London, said: “Could you possibly combine the British fondness for innuendo with geography and put it on a map? It turns out you can. So I did.”
Turns out Weiner is in Arkansas, I’ll change that.
Also for future reference (this isn’t directed at you, anon), I just take all of this from the internet and don’t actually know which state they’re in, so whatever it says I’ll accept that. If you see a mistake then either tell me or just don’t take it so seriously?